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League of Justice Reunited


League of Justice Reunited: Tracer Bullet
Author: gwr_gwir

The smoke of my gun mixed with that of my cigarette. This case was a weird one, but then again cases usually are. The brunette was pushy as usual, and I ended up relying on my two buddies. One travels in a holster, and the other in a hip flask. Yeah, that's me, Tracer Bullet. It was raining, and the humidity was enough to kill. I needed information, so I figured I'd check the usual sources. Word was out that there were two new guys in town, by the names of Stupendous Man and Spaceman Spiff. I'd have to test for myself just how Stupendous and Spiffy they really were. I threw the used butt of my cigarette into the growing pile in the corner, and headed out into the rain...


League of Justice Reunited: Spaceman Spiff
Author: darksorceress324

Well, there are three evil villains whom we all need to defeat:

  • Mrs. Wormwood
  • Tall brunette (Mom)
  • Evil Babysitter Girl (Rosalyn)

How about if I, Spaceman Spiff, go after Mrs. Wormwood, Tracer Bullet investigates the tall brunette, and Wacko chases Evil Babysitter Girl?

:: jumps back in costume without waiting for an answer and goes off to attack a huge alien who bears a striking resemblance to Mrs. Wormwood ::


League of Justice Reunited: Tracer Bullet
Author: gwr_gwir

After meeting with the others, I decided that they weren't that bad. Only a little crazy, and they didn't have a contract on me. The Spaceman gave me a tip-off on the brunette, so I decided to check it out. This case was gonna be hard, but you don't hire a private eye for the easy ones. I needed information, so I figured I'd check the local sources. One of them proved talkative, so my friend made three very persuasive arguments while I excused myself from the room. I always leave when the talk gets philosophical. As I was on my way back to the office to check the files, some gorilla pulled me in an alley and played Wipeout while using my spine as a drum set and my head as a guitar. After informing me gently that the boss wanted me off the case, he finished the concert by playing Beethoven's Ninth with me and a trash dumpster. Fortunately, my last thought turned out the lights before it left.


League of Justice Reunited: Spaceman Spiff
Author: darksorceress324

Zounds! Spaceman Spiff shoots through the galaxy faster than the speed of light. As the brave space explorer heads towards a distant planet, he immediately regrets not having airbags installed in his vehicle. Upon his crash landing, he smells something foul. Suddenly, a huge spotted monster looms over the horizon, with a small (by comparison) sidekick in front!

Is Spiff doomed?!


League of Justice Reunited: Stupendous Man
Author: wacko2

The League of Justice has just given Stupendous Man an important assignment! The task: to track down and defeat that dastardly scourge of all who love freedom... Evil Babysitter Girl!

Stupendous Man zooms to the last known location of Evil Babysitter Girl: the house of mild-mannered Calvin, who was brutally crushed under her oppressive rules! Stupendous Man vows to stop his enemy before she can extend her rule of terror beyond this house!

With his X-ray vision, Stupendous Man sees that there is no one in the vicinity of the front door. Stupendous Man quietly opens the door and spots his nemesis talking to her boyfriend Charlie on the phone. As if anyone could ever become attached to the grotesque being that is Evil Babysitter Girl (how sickening)!

Now Stupendous Man springs into action! TA-DAAAAAH! Justice shall always prevail over tyranny! *fires several poisoned darts at Rosalyn with his concealed dart gun*


League of Justice Reunited: Tracer Bullet
Author: gwr_gwir

Back at the office, I reminisced for a while with my friend Jack. Popular guy, or so I've heard. After we finished, I pulled files on anyone big enough to want me, the Spaceman, and the guy in the purple cape out of the picture. Six files came up, and I ditched three of them immediately. One was some babysitter's boyfriend. I threw him out of the office a while ago, but then again, he was a little loopy. You sure meet the nuts in this business. The second file was some kid's dad. He needed psychological help, too. Always ranting about building character, or something like that. I wasn't really listening at the time, and haven't cared about it yet. The third file I threw out because it was covered in week old coffee stains and some kind of mold. Besides, it smelled weird. That left the last three files: "The Babysitter", Mrs. Wormwood, and "Her". The Babysitter was in cahoots with the local mob boss. Think his name was Charlie. Mrs. Wormwood was my old teacher, back when I still went to school. Last I heard, she was up to two packs a day (unfiltered), a bottle of Maalox, and rising rapidly in the crime business. Dunno what drove her to it, but one day she just snapped. Came into the classroom with an Uzi and just let loose. I managed to hit her in the eye with a rubber band and a paperclip when she had to reload, and dived out the window. I think Susie was the only other survivor, but she was scarred mentally for life. Nobody knows who "Her" is, or at least no one I know. No one they know either. Somehow, "Her" started off low in the Family, then hired assassins (rumor has it that she offed the Godfather herself) so that she could make it to the top. I wonder if there's a bounty on "Her"...


League of Justice Reunited: Spaceman Spiff
Author: darksorceress324

As our intrepid voyager Spaceman Spiff pulls out his laser gun, fit to only zap the smaller monster to pieces, he is soon aware that he had forgotten to refill the lasers from when he had attacked wacko (a.k.a. Stupendous Man). The ground trembles under the feet of our hero as he struggles to breathe the toxic air. As his death approaches, he wonders how his partners, Tracer Bullet and Stupendous Man, will survive their inevitable circumstances.

Spiff remembers that he has an X-ray monitor. Inside the small monster is a lacrosse stick and a straight-A report card. Inside the large monster, the monitor reveals two packs of cigarettes a day and Maalox. Spiff searches for defenses against these crude and grueling weapons held by the threatening, slimy creatures. He also keeps his radio monitor transmitter on for communications purposes.

It was his only hope...


League of Justice Reunited: Stupendous Man
Author: wacko2

OH NO! Evil Babysitter Girl is so evil that the poisoned darts embedded in her don't seem to affect her one bit! She makes a sudden lunge at Stupendous Man! But our brave hero deftly flies out of her grasp, and soars to the ceiling! Constantly pursued by Evil Babysitter Girl, Stupendous Man manages to elude her again and again by the narrowest of margins!

Stupendous Man decides to retreat for the moment, in order to come up with another plan. Thus goes the old quote: "He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day."

Rushing out of the house and back into the relative safety of the dense undergrowth nearby, Stupendous Man is interrupted by crackling static coming from his com-radio! A message comes through: "Surrounded by alien scumbags! Need help! Spiff." Another member of the League of Justice is in need of assistance! Stupendous Man flies upwards, going ever faster, now as fast as the speed of light... now faster! He hurtles through space and time to reach the distant planet where Spaceman Spiff is trapped! Can he get there in time?!

Next issue: "The Planet of the Yukbarfs! Battle of the Bulge... and Susie."


League of Justice Reunited: Spaceman Spiff
Author: darksorceress324

Our valiant hero runs to his mangled spaceship. What else can he do? He can hide...

The polka-dotted, foul-smelling aliens are coming up on him fast... This could be the end!

On the last raindrop of hope, Spaceman Spiff notices something shooting through the sky.

Is it an asteroid? A lump of gas? NO! It's STUPENDOUS MAN!!!

Spiff greatly hopes that Stupendous Man is supplied with laser darts.

"Over here, over here," Spiff waves. Unfortunately, Spiff has just made a BIG mistake... the aliens can feel the sound waves coming from Spiff's mouth and are quickly making their way towards Spiff.

Can Stupendous Man make it in time to save Spiff from this awful circumstance?


League of Justice Reunited: Stupendous Man
Author: wacko2

Just as Spaceman Spiff is about to be overcome by the two encroaching Yukbarfs, Stupendous Man, Defender of Justice, Destroyer of Tyranny, Champion of Freedom, appears on the scene! Quickly taking in the situation, Stupendous Man tosses a laser pistol to Spaceman Spiff. Now the battle is even!

The grotesquely-swollen alien gurgles as it swallows four more Maalox tablets. "Recess is over. Now sit down and we'll start the math quiz. What's 3 + 4?"

The smaller Yukbarf frantically waves one hand in the air. "I know, Miss Wormwood! I know the answer!"

"I know you do, Susie. But let's let someone else try first, shall we?"

Stupendous Man watches as this bizarre scene plays out. He observes that the larger alien seems to need a constant supply of Maalox in order to survive. But how to deprive the monstrous Yukbarf of its sustenance?

The pill-popping alien suddenly turns and points to Stupendous Man! "Perhaps we'll start with... Calvin. What's the answer, Calvin?"

Oh-oh! Stupendous Man must stall for time as he tries to think of a plan! "Um... what was the question again?"

"3 + 4 equals what?"

"That question is an affront to my superior analytical skills!" With that, Stupendous Man quickly launches his Stupendous Sickle into the air! But inexplicably, the missile flies off in another direction, missing the immense alien completely!

"We do not throw things in class, Calvin. Now answer the question."

Stupendous Man stares directly at his enemy. What hope is there for him in the face of this torturous interrogation? Could all now be lost? "The answer is........."

The pause seems to last an eternity. Then suddenly the Stupendous Sickle flies out of nowhere and knocks the Maalox bottle out of Miss Wormwood's hand! Tablets, bouncing here and there, spill all over the ground! Stupendous Man has once again saved the day with his brilliant Boomerang Throw!

The enormous alien becomes visibly angry. It stomps forward, intent on crushing Stupendous Man with one hand! Stupendous Man tries to dive out of the way, but the alien named Susie is blocking his path! There's nowhere to hide! Stupendous Man is cornered! What will happen to him now?? Will he be forced to spend the rest of his days writing math exams???


League of Justice Reunited: Tracer Bullet
Author: gwr_gwir

As I'm back at the office with my buddies, talking over the case, I hear a noise. What a surprise. I tell Jack to wait a minute, and I spin my chair around to see what's going on. This glowing portal opens in front of me, and some goon in a red suit, who I later recognize to be Spaceman Spiff, grabs me and yanks me through the thing. I'm not hurt, but then again, neither is he. Yet. Maybe it's the Jacks, but I'm feeling kind of woozy. I look around and see something resembling Mrs. Wormwood and Susie cornering that nut in the purple cape - Stupendous Man or something... The thing asks him what 3 + 4 is. I usually work alone on cases, because things have a tendency to get ugly when I'm around. This creature, though, was beyond ugly. It made me remember my last tax audit, and how I skipped town for Mexico. I speak to my business companions, and they agree that an alliance would be useful. I let my gun speak for me. The conversation goes something like this. "Here's your 3 + 4!" Discussion of various mathematical concepts including the physics of very fast moving objects. "And keep the change, too!" Somehow my discussions with others always turn into business.


League of Justice Reunited: Spaceman Spiff
Author: darksorceress324

As our terrified space trooper, Spaceman Spiff, yanks his other partner in the League of Justice, Tracer Bullet, to the terrible classroom of the Yukbarfs, he finds the Maalox tablets all over the floor. Bullet decides to investigate the connection between 3 + 4 and the tablets. It's Spaceman Spiff's turn to be the rescuer!!! Pulling out the super laser gun that Stupendous Man gave him, Spiff creeps up to the alien. Now that the huge alien, Mrs. Wormwood, can't supply her sanity with Maalox tablets, it's Spiff's chance to make a back attack!

As he aims his laser gun and shoots, the smaller alien cries out, "Mrs. Wormwood! Mrs. Wormwood! Calvin made duplicates of himself! What he told me about them ARE true! Why does he keep getting wierder?!"

Then, she runs away. Apparently, noticing Tracer Bullet in the corner investigating Maalox tablets had her freaked. There goes one enemy.

"CALVIN!" shouts Mrs. Wormwood impatiently. "Remember what I told you, only ONE of you is allowed to come to school." She is just big enough to squish Spaceman Spiff like a bug. As she lifts her foot to flatten him into a pancake, Spaceman Spiff dodges by a hair.

Stupendous Man is free! But Spiff is in trouble! And Tracer Bullet is still investigating the physics of math Maalox tablets!!!

Are they doomed?


League of Justice Reunited: Tracer Bullet
Author: gwr_gwir

Curare. Great stuff. I keep it very close to my heart, just a little down and to the left, to be specific. In small doses, it causes paralysis, and in large doses, it kills. It likes to have fun with nerve endings and transmitters. As I'm leaning over to check the Maalox tablets, it "accidentally" falls onto them and is absorbed. I decide that there's nothing else I can do here except give the Maalox back to Mrs. Wormwood in hopes that she'll be distracted enough to let that lunatic in the red escape. Maybe he can give me a ride back to earth or something.


League of Justice Reunited: Interlude
Author: crow t.

:::vomits:::


League of Justice Reunited: Stupendous Man
Author: wacko2

Crow t., thank you for that wonderful interlude featuring the national sport of the Yukbarfs.

And now back to our story! Stupendous Man is grateful to the valiant Spaceman Spiff for saving him from certain doom at the hands of Miss Wormwood. But now Spiff faces the wrath of the bloated alien teacher!

"Young man, you have disrupted the class far too often with your antics! You will be in detention for two weeks, during which time you will write a 750-word essay on the importance of paying attention in school!" With the sentence having been passed on the hapless Spaceman Spiff, Miss Wormwood kneels down, picks some Maalox tablets from the floor, and pops them in her mouth. Five seconds later, to the amazement of the onlookers, Miss Wormwood jerks violently and goes into spasms! Then suddenly her body becomes stiff and rigid, and falls to the ground with a loud crash!

As it turns out (luckily for Spaceman Spiff), all this while, another member of the League of Justice has been working behind the scenes! Tracer Bullet, Private Eye, has managed to surreptitiously sneak a potent poison into the dropped Maalox tablets, thus saving the day! For his heroic actions beyond the call of duty, Tracer Bullet is immediately awarded a medal of valour and (more importantly for him) a full bottle of gin!

Having taken care of business on the Planet of the Yukbarfs, our heroes now prepare to head back to Earth and face their next enemy: Evil Babysitter Girl!


League of Justice Reunited: Spaceman Spiff
Author: darksorceress324

As our grateful and fearless Spaceman Spiff flies back to earth alongside of Stupendous Man and with Tracer Bullet in the seat next to him, he tries to think up a plan to pursue the killing of Evil Babysitter Girl. He thinks of ways to courageously confront their next enemy. Stupendous Man probably has a plan...

Reminding Spaceman Spiff not to crash, for that would break his bottle of gin, Tracer Bullet writes the answer to the unanswerable problem that the Yukbarfs proposed: 1,000,000,000.

Spiff pilots his bright red craft towards earth and prepares for the usual crash landing...


League of Justice Reunited: Stupendous Man
Author: wacko2

At last, the three members of the League of Justice have returned to Earth! Amazingly enough, for once, Spaceman Spiff has an uneventful landing, since Earth is much more familiar to him than the uncharted alien planets he habitually visits.

The trio are now in the woods near Calvin's house, planning an assault on Evil Babysitter Girl. A preliminary reconnaisance mission has confirmed that she is still on the prowl.

"Since there are three of us," says Stupendous Man, "I propose that we attack her from three different angles. She won't be able to deal with all of us at once!"

Spaceman Spiff and Tracer Bullet quickly agree that this plan makes sense. "I'll go through the front door!" the valiant Spaceman Spiff volunteers.

"I'll slip undetected through the back door," offers Tracer Bullet, taking a sip of gin to fortify himself.

"And I'll fly up the tree and go through that open bedroom window!" declares Stupendous Man.

It is settled. The three prepare their own individual weapons and synchronize their watches. Then each man goes off to do his own part in the assault on Evil Babysitter Girl.

Will the attack succeed? Will the combined forces of the League of Justice be able to defeat Evil Babysitter Girl? Or does she have a few tricks up her sleeve? Find out in issue #156, available in comic stores everywhere!


League of Justice Reunited: Tracer Bullet
Author: gwr_gwir

Gin. God, I love this stuff. Makes a great chaser for the harder drinks. I'd almost forgotten about the League of Justice. It was like one of those places I woke up in once and was told "Congratulations, you're a member." Like the Navy, back in the day. Apparently the freak in the red tights and the nut in the purple cape are "members" too. And now we're all going after The Babysitter. I'd almost forgotten what I like about this job, but then I remember the gin. Which brings me back to square one, where I find myself much of the time. That, and Moe's tavern. Great place. Anyway, I'm supposed to go in through the back door, while the others go in some other way. Something like that. I manage to get through the back door, and being the nice person I am, I decide to help clean house a bit. Relieve them of unnecessary possessions, starting with the liquor cabinet. Given my luck, it's locked, and The Babysitter has the key. Guess I'll have to take her out. Here comes another one for the books. I can hear the TV on, so I head for the living room, hoping to hide behind a chair or something till backup comes...


League of Justice Reunited: Spaceman Spiff
Author: darksorceress324

Zounds! Spaceman Spiff crashes on his own planet and is assigned a task without even being given a chance to look around!

He bursts through the front door to find an earthling staring zombified at the TV. That must be Evil Babysitter Girl!

Spiff takes out his bizarrograph and finds out that she's really from the planet Znorph. He takes out his weapon, a Znorphling-resistant ray gun, and shoots!

Drats. He misses.


League of Justice Reunited: Stupendous Man
Author: wacko2

Stupendous Man zooms straight up a tree and clambers through an open bedroom window! Looking around, he sees that this must be the bedroom of Calvin, ordinary citizen, who first reported the presence of Evil Babysitter Girl to the League of Justice!

But now there is no more time to waste! The assault on Evil Babysitter Girl is imminent! Stupendous Man dashes out of the room and reaches the staircase, in time to see Spaceman Spiff fire upon the maleficient figure sitting on the couch!

But alas! Spaceman Spiff's normally accurate aim is off the mark tonight! Evil Babysitter Girl senses that something is amiss, and walks over to where Spiff is hiding! Something must be done to save him! Action must be taken!

YAAAAAAAHHHH! Stupendous Man launches himself from the top of the stairs, right on top of Evil Babysitter Girl! Our hero manages to blind his enemy for the moment, but already her vile tentacles are attempting to tear him apart! Is this the end for Stupendous Man???


League of Justice Reunited: Spaceman Spiff
Author: darksorceress324

Spiff refills the lasers in his gun and shoots again. This time he hits her! Yay! She's now blind AND injured.

But it's not over yet. Her alien skin is so tough that it's impossible to shoot through to her innards. Spiff and Stupendous Man must think up another strategy quick while she is slowly regaining strength.

They turn to Tracer Bullet. Any ideas?


League of Justice Reunited: Tracer Bullet
Author: gwr_gwir

The first and second waves of attack did their jobs, and The Babysitter was injured and temporarily blinded. Now it was my turn. Hmm... As I recall from the flyer they handed me at the League of Justice after my hangover ended, I remember that The Babysitter has a weakness for eating aluminum foil. It makes nasty sounds to paralyze her enemies, if I can call that hideous monster a "her". I run back to the kitchen to make sure it's there, then grab the bottle of Draino that's under the kitchen sink, as well as a bottle of Alka-Seltzer and a roll of aluminum foil. While Stupendous Man and Spiff are grappling with that thing in the living room, I wrap up the Alka-Seltzer in the aluminum foil, and run back to the living room with the whole thing. Spiff, when Stupendous Man is ready, shoot her in the eyes. Stupendous Man, after Spiff shoots her in the eyes, she'll open her mouth. I'll throw the aluminum foil in, you drop the Draino in with it, and everybody runs. Got it?


League of Justice Reunited: Spaceman Spiff
Author: darksorceress324

The intrepid Spaceman Spiff was given advice from Bullet to shoot at her eyes.

He does just that.

And he misses. "Why is my aim so off today?" he thinks, aggravated.

He shoots again, this time hitting the bull's-eye.


League of Justice Reunited: Tracer Bullet
Author: gwr_gwir

Spiff fires and hits the eyes after a few tries. I manage to lob in the aluminum foil/Alka-Seltzer mix, and hope Stupendous Man can get the Draino in so we can all run before it explodes.


League of Justice Reunited: Stupendous Man
Author: wacko2

Stupendous Man is still on top of Evil Babysitter Girl, with her tentacles trying to yank him off! A bitter struggle ensues! But Stupendous Man soon gets help from his colleagues! Spaceman Spiff fires his gun at Evil Babysitter Girl's eyes, distracting her long enough for Tracer Bullet to shove an aluminum-covered capsule into her gaping maw! As Evil Babysitter Girl attempts to digest the capsule, her grip on Stupendous Man loosens! Stupendous Man takes the opportunity to pour a bottle of Draino down the vile creature's gullet! Evil Babysitter Girl turns green, then purple! She begins to swell! Knowing what will happen next, Stupendous Man leaps down from his perch and dives out a window!


League of Justice Reunited: Spaceman Spiff
Author: darksorceress324

Our bold, valiant Spaceman Spiff smells something funny. He first sniffs his armpits to make sure he had remembered to put on his deodorant. As soon as he sees Evil Babysitter Girl turn purple and swell, he runs out the door as fast as he can.

And then... he hears a huge explosion. Good news for Spiff and the others, who also safely got out, though the house is still standing. It will only be a while before Evil Mom-Lady, the final foe that the League of Justice has to fight, gets home. They have a mess to clean up.


League of Justice Reunited: Tracer Bullet
Author: gwr_gwir

Well, it worked. Don't tell Mom the Babysitter's dead. And in tiny little pieces all over the furniture, too. Time to get this mess cleaned up before anyone finds out. But first... Bullet grabs the key to the liquor cabinet and goes back into the kitchen, only to return with a few bottles and glasses. Drinks all around, everyone. Now it's time to get this junk cleaned, the easy way. Grab as many bottles of the cheap stuff as you can find, spread it around the house, light it, and run. Burn the place down. Blame it on the Babysitter's negligence. And make sure that mild-mannered Calvin and Hobbes have escaped before lighting it up.


League of Justice Reunited: The burning question
Author: Meoshi

Burn it down? That'll only make Evil Mom-Lady madder when she gets home!


League of Justice Reunited: Stupendous Man
Author: wacko2

Uh-oh! A flaw has been discovered in this otherwise brilliant clean-up plan! Evil Mom-Lady will no doubt be incensed by the destruction of her home base! Who knows how deep her wrath will extend when she finds out her former residence is now nothing but a pile of ash??

Oh NO! A wheeled conveyance is coming down the road, and inside it is none other than Her Highness, Evil Mom-Lady, feudal lord and ruler of this domain! She comes out of the vehicle, flames shooting from her eyes! She stands in front of the still-smoldering wreckage for a moment and mutters, "I just knew Calvin would burn down the house one day!" Then with a sudden fury, she storms toward our heroes, seeming to grow larger and larger with each step!

Evil Babysitter Girl was only a hired minion of this powerful and far-reaching presence! Now the three members of the League of Justice must do battle with their greatest enemy, Evil Mom-Lady! The fate of the world, nay, the whole universe, rests on their slender shoulders! Can they overcome a foe so mighty and so terrible? Or are they doomed to be squashed like bugs on a concrete pavement??


League of Justice Reunited: Tracer Bullet
Author: gwr_gwir

Oh, bloody 'eck. Here comes the Mom, and she looks madder than the IRS on tax day when I send in my forms. She's gotta have a weak point somewhere, or so say the voices in my head. Oh, wait. That's Spiff and Stupendous Man. Hmm. We could retreat to the treehouse and try psychological warfare until a better plan comes and hits us all in the head. :: all retreat to the treehouse :: Bullet pulls out a guitar and starts playing the Hendrix rendition of the National Anthem, while the Mom keeps coming closer, though slower, as though the music is getting to her... Heck, I sure don't buy this stuff for the lyrics.


League of Justice Reunited: Spaceman Spiff
Author: darksorceress324

Our intrepid and bold Spaceman Spiff is suddenly hit on the head really hard: an idea!

While Spiff would spin around Evil Mom-Lady and blind her with his now-accurate-and-improved hot laser beams, Bullet would place a HUGE upside-down nail where Evil Mom-Lady would step (he'd have to be quick so as not to get stepped on and squashed like a pancake) and fall down, and all the while Stupendous Man would use his stupendous force to push her into the nearby ocean that's a half-hour car drive away.

All that while Spaceman Spiff and Tracer Bullet find and haul a boat to the ocean using Spiff's ship, and steal a spear from the history museum to stab and kill Evil Mom-Lady.

Got that? Sound good?


League of Justice Reunited: Tracer Bullet
Author: gwr_gwir

Sounds like Spiff got hit on the head a bit too hard. Might work, though, so I'm willing to try it if you are - Stupendous Man?


League of Justice Reunited: Stupendous Man
Author: wacko2

Stupendous Man mulls over Spaceman Spiff's idea. It's actually a pretty good idea, as far as it goes. Whether it succeeds or not, the three members of the League of Justice will attempt things on a grand scale. Which, after all, is the point. Who wants to be a superhero if you can't live large?

There is, however, one concern with the plan. Stupendous Man expresses his doubt as to whether the ocean is only a half-hour car drive away. But no matter! By virtue of his stupendous powers, Stupendous Man will hurl Evil Mom-Lady to the ocean, whether it's a few miles away, or a few thousand!


League of Justice Reunited: Tracer Bullet
Author: gwr_gwir

Heck. Might as well go for it. We're all gonna die soon enough anyway. As Spiff shoots the Mom's eyes with some kind of super "laser", Bullet finds a giant nail on the ground near the treehouse. The Mom is blinded, so I place the nail where she- er, it's gonna step next. Yeah, that bottle of gin is sounding really good right now...


League of Justice Reunited: Weightlifting champion of the world?
Author: Meoshi

A bolt of crimson shoots toward the stumbling figure! With stupendous might, Stupendous Man lifts Evil Mom-Lady off the ground and begins the *oof* difficult journey to the ocean 500 miles away!


League of Justice Reunited: Spaceman Spiff
Author: darksorceress324

As soon as Spaceman Spiff dodges out of the way, he rushes in to help Stupendous Man complete the last of their tasks - to get Evil Mom-Lady out to sea before she rots!

As soon as Evil Mom-Lady is disposed of in the wild sea waters 500 miles away from mild-mannered Calvin's house, news cameras start to arrive. ABC! NBC! The New York Times! The Washington Post! The Boston Globe! All have proclaimed Spaceman Spiff, Stupendous Man, and last but not least, Tracer Bullet, as heroes of the world.


League of Justice Reunited: Stupendous Man
Author: wacko2

Stupendous Man basks in the glow of adoration as he sits in a convertible along with Spaceman Spiff and Tracer Bullet, and waves to the roaring crowd. Because of the brave deeds of the three members of the League of Justice, a national holiday has been declared, and a ticker-tape parade is being held in their honour!

Yes, all is now right with the world! Miss Wormwood of the Yukbarfs, Evil Babysitter Girl, and Evil Mom-Lady have each been vanquished in turn! Thanks to the heroics of the League of Justice, the universe is once again safe for the average 6-year-old! At least, until next time anyway...


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